Friday, June 15, 2007

Burnout

Ok... it's not as if I have not had an abundance to bitch about for the last couple of weeks. In the last week alone, while perusing my favorite website (MSNBC!), I have seen stories on some major American fuck-ups. Bush apparently wants to start a war with Russia. He is sticking his nose in on the whole Serbia issue and Vladimir disagrees. Just this week I saw a story on how some moron at an Applebees in California served a 2 year-old a margarita. He mistook it for apple juice because the containers were similar. The two year-old then became ill and threw up quite a bit. This may just be the angry parent in me saying this, but: "Hey dumbass... next time, before you almost kill a toddler, use that primitive tool about a half inch below your eyes to smell the fucking tequila in the container that you are pouring into a sippy cup." It was a great week for substance abuse and kids. Just today I saw another story on how a five year-old brought heroin to their daycare and gave it to other kids who thought it was candy. Don't even get me started on the 2008 presidential candidates and their stupid videos (Gravel), their contradictions (McCain, Romney), and their creepy dinner invitations (Obama). My severe lack of posting has been brought about by the end of the school year burn out that all teachers experience. I do have some good news, however. I unearthed another classic clip from my college days that was the result of lots of beer and a VHS tape. Have a look!

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