A Couple More Completely Random Thoughts

Random Thought #1
Have you ever been driving down the rode, had a cop turn onto the rode behind you, and have that nervous and guilty feeling come over you? You have had absolutely nothing to drink whatsoever, but your upper arms start to feel a little shaky and jello-like and you actually start to swerve a little bit. What the hell is that?

Random Thought #2
I recently started to teach myself the guitar and I have tried to really immerse myself in it. I have been doing video lessons online. I have been watching videos on YouTube of the old guitar greats doing their famous solos. I have been listening to bands with great guitarists. Have you ever noticed the inherently masturbatory nature of playing the guitar? I know that I am certainly not the first to allude to this, but I never really picked up a guitar and learned anything on it before. All of the up and down motion strumming and moving your hand across the fret board...

Bonus Random Thought
In all 28 of my years, rarely have I come across a more polarizing question than the toilet paper question. Ask yourself, are you an over the top person or a pull and rip from the bottom person? If you are visiting a friend and you have to do a sit down job, doesn't it throw you off just a little if they don't load the toilet paper on the roll the same as you do at home? I personally am an over the top person. I find that it is a more fluid motion to use a down stroke to graze the side of the toilet paper roll, then rip the appropriate amount off with a quick side stroke. Not to perpetuate the toilet humor, but don't you also find it funny that you have a preference as to which hand you wipe with? Ever go with the opposite one just for a change? It's awkward isn't it?