Wawa

Ok, so on the way to work this morning, I needed another cup of coffee. I also had to relieve my bladder because I have a bit of a commute. I stopped in to the local Wawa (wonderful chain of convenience stores) to fulfill both needs. In the restroom, I spotted some graffiti that made me question the mental state of the vandals.

This first one really had me wondering. I believe that this is meant to say "FeDs SucK." I began to think about who would have written this. Was it a wanted drug dealer who was being chased across several states by the FBI? On a pee break in this multi-state pursuit he decided to scrawl his frustrations out on the corner of the paper towel dispenser?

This one clearly says "KONLI is SiK." I think that this is a sign of the times. Konli is clearly the latest victim of the swine flu epidemic. Here is hard evidence that another symptom of the swine flu is the inability to spell simple words like "sick".