I wanted to share with the people that actually read my blog (I know you're out there... I have had over 100 views) a story about how I started my day this past Friday. I am a teacher and thus, an early riser. My alarm goes off at 5:30 every morning and I usually get up and do a morning work out before hitting the shower at around 6:00. I stepped out of the shower, dried off, and bent over to get my deodorant out of the cabinet below the sink where I keep the rest of my toiletries. This is where my morning became complicated. As you know, when you are in a routine that has worked for you, you tend to do things quickly and without really taking the time to think about it. This is the nature of a routine. I miscalculated my bending by a mere one to two inches and embedded the light switch into my forehead. Here is a picture of what my forehead currently looks like.
Please notice that there is no real bruising around the trauma. This is because I didn't bump my head. I literally stabbed myself in the forehead with the switch itself. A fair amount of force drove it in. Anyway, I came out of the bathroom saying a few choice curse words that naturally come out after one injures their head. When my wife stopped laughing after she heard what had happened and saw the wound, she got out of bed to start her morning routine. A minute later, she called me into the bathroom to clean the blood off of the light switch.
I would like to take a moment to recognize a blog that I noticed today. I think that this could be the single most brilliant idea for a blog on the Internet. Please take a moment to visit the Blog of Unnecessary Quotations at http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com/ . Be prepared to laugh!
1 comment:
Since when is yer dern farhead located on top of yer skull? I know mine is! Unky
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